i'm in the text-post fandom

why didn’t anybody warn me that wearing a binder could turn your nipples inside out

I had a very sad nipple just before I got in the shower yesterday. a weird shriveled hole with a secret nipple inside

reminder for bisexuals

lyricalred:

today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility. 

reblog to save a life. 

roommate saw article I posted about agender person’s experience, asked me about pronouns

:)

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

strawberrynesquikphilosophies:

cucothewizard:

paperstar:

macklemoth:

awwww-cute:

Keeping the babies warm

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A F*CKING BIRD WITH 8 LEGS

7 vaganias

maybe more

Imagine

strawberrynesquikphilosophies:

cucothewizard:

paperstar:

macklemoth:

awwww-cute:

Keeping the babies warm

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A F*CKING BIRD WITH 8 LEGS

7 vaganias

maybe more

Imagine

So you like chemistry puns…

aceinnatailsuit:

captainriz:

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HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES

pinstripehourglass:

blinkingrune:

this is it, the best joke in the game

god bless the men and women who died localizing this joke

lambylingames:

*think about pokemon* oh no

lambylingames:

*think about pokemon* oh no

enattendantlesoleil:

me during classes

  • "that’s racist"
  • "that’s sexist"
  • "there are more than two genders"
  • "ok but could we maybe not use that word"
  • "that’s ableist"
  • "there aren’t enough girls in here"

haha what the heck I won two giftcards to the movie theater in a random drawing I didn’t know I was in for the tutoring job I just started this semester

what good movies are out?